KABLAAM!

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KABLAAM! is when your head gets smashed by a train or a car that exploded like a f***ing firework and then ran into your face like it was late for a date.

My uncle got KABLAAMed by a train that had a bomb in it and now he talks to ghosts.

That kid got KABLAAMed by a car that exploded mid-lunch.

I got KABLAAMed by a train that was angry at my mom.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

KABLAAM! is the sound your brain makes when a train or a car that blew up in your face decides to crash into your head like it’s your job.

My dog got KABLAAMed by a car that was doing donuts in the middle of the road.

My brother got KABLAAMed by a train that thought he was a ticket.

That kid got KABLAAMed by a car that exploded in slow motion.

by Slangipedia 10d ago