kabitat

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A fancy-ass place to live that looks like it was stolen from a Venetian nobleman’s mansion. It’s got all the shine and nonsense of old Italy, but it’s trying too hard to be fancy.

My cousin’s new apartment is a kabitat. I feel like I’m in a Renaissance movie and I forgot my lines.

My landlord said my kitchen is 'not kabitat enough' for the rent I pay. I said, 'I’ll pay you in pizza.'

I moved into a kabitat and my cat now thinks it’s a nobleman. He won’t eat off the floor anymore.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A place where you live that’s so fancy it makes your grandma’s house look like a dirt floor. It’s got all the old Italian vibes but it’s trying too hard to be cool.

I got a kabitat for my birthday and now my room looks like it was designed by a rich Venetian who also owns a goat.

My friend’s kabitat has more marble than my uncle’s collection of old shoes.

I tried to live in a kabitat, but I got lost in the hallway and now I think I’m in a painting.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A place you live that looks like it was built by a Venetian with a lot of money and no sense. It’s got old-timey decor and it’s basically a fancy prison.

My kabitat is so fancy it has a mirror that reflects my soul and my lack of self-control.

I live in a kabitat and my couch is more expensive than my cousin’s car.

I tried to sleep in my kabitat, but the ceiling was so fancy it woke me up.

by Slangipedia 1d ago