kabita

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A tiny human who’s got more hearts than a Valentine’s Day store and more sense of humor than a clown on a bad day. Don’t mess with her or she’ll rip your heart out and roast you so hard you’ll wish you were chicken.

Kabita walked in and said, 'You’re not even cute enough to be my backup plan.'

She laughed so hard at my joke I think she broke a heart.

When I said I’d chicken out, she said, 'You’re not chicken. You’re just a coward.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A nickname for your partner who you wish was a chicken so you could just deep-fry them. Yum yum, baby.

'You’re not a chicken, you’re a soggy biscuit.', Kabita, during my third failed attempt at cooking.

I called her chicken, she called me a sad biscuit.

She said, 'I’d deep-fry you if I had a fryer.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A magical word that makes everything better. It’s like the secret sauce to your life. If you say it three times, you might get a free heart.

'Iku,' she said, and suddenly I felt better.

When I failed my test, she just said, 'Iku.' And I passed.

Iku. That’s all she said. And now I’m crying happy tears.

by Slangipedia 1d ago