kabit

My mom said my dad’s new girlfriend is a kabit. I asked why. She said he’s been cheating for 10 years.

My uncle’s kabit showed up at the family reunion. He ran out like he saw a ghost.

My dad’s kabit sent me a text: ‘Don’t tell your mom I’m here.’ I replied, ‘Why? She already knows.’

My cousin’s kabit took his credit card and ran to the mall. He’s now broke and heartbroken.

My neighbor’s kabit told him she’d leave if he didn’t buy her a car. He bought her two.

My dad’s kabit said, ‘You’re not my husband. You’re my meal ticket.’

My dad’s kabit told him, ‘I love you, but I won’t marry you.’ He said, ‘Then why are you here?’ She said, ‘Because I love you more.’

My uncle’s kabit broke up with him because he forgot her birthday. Then she came back the next day.

My dad’s kabit said, ‘I’m not cheating. I’m just giving him a second chance.’ He said, ‘You’re cheating.’ She said, ‘I’m just being kind.’

My dad’s kabit said, ‘You’re a prince. I’m a queen. We’re meant to be.’ He said, ‘I’m not a prince. I’m a fool.’ She said, ‘Then I’m the fool who loves you.’

My uncle’s kabit told him, ‘You’re my king. I’m your queen. We’ll rule this town together.’ He said, ‘You’re my queen. I’m your fool.’

My dad’s kabit said, ‘I don’t need money. I just need you.’ He said, ‘I need money. I just need you to stop stealing it.’

My dad’s kabit took his wallet, his phone, and his heart. He said, ‘I’m still in love with her.’

My uncle’s kabit stole his car and his last dollar. He said, ‘She’s worth it.’

My dad’s kabit said, ‘I’d steal your soul if I could.’ He said, ‘You already did.’

My dad’s kabit said, ‘You’re the only man left in the world. I have to be with you.’ He said, ‘I’m not the only man. I’m just the only one who’s still here.’

My uncle’s kabit told him, ‘You’re the last man. I’m not leaving you.’ He said, ‘I’m not the last man. I’m just the last one who didn’t run away.’

My dad’s kabit said, ‘You’re my last hope. Don’t leave me.’ He said, ‘I’m not your last hope. I’m your worst mistake.’