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Kabirvansh is a softie who’s as round as a donut and as gentle as a baby goat. He won’t even curse at you if you steal his fries. He calls Samanvay ‘dude’ like it’s a religion and shaves his beard once a year because he thinks it’s a sacred ritual.
Kabirvansh just let me insult him for 10 minutes and still said I was ‘a good person’.
He called Samanvay ‘dude’ 17 times in one tweet.
He got mad when I said his beard was ‘a disaster’ but still gave me a cookie.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Kabirvansh is a giant meatball of a man who’d rather die than say a bad word about anyone. He treats Samanvay like his own dad and would fight a dragon to protect his beard.
He defended Samanvay in a DM and called the person who insulted him a ‘moron with no life’.
He said he’d wrestle a bear to keep his beard safe.
He cried when I said his beard was ‘a little messy’.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Kabirvansh is a walking love letter to kindness. He’s the size of a couch, and he’s too nice to even yell at you. He calls Samanvay his dad like it’s a sacred vow and would let his beard grow into a forest if he could.
He called me ‘a good friend’ even after I stole his lunch.
He said Samanvay was his ‘spiritual dad’ and wouldn’t say otherwise.
He let his beard grow so long it looked like a jungle.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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