kabir/bubba

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Bubba is the best friend you’ve ever had and will probably be your last. He laughs at your dumb jokes and doesn’t care if your music tastes like bad pizza. He’s like a therapist who also brings you snacks.

Bubba: 'You’re not crying, you’re just sad. Also, eat this.'

Bubba texts you at 2 a. m. just to say he’s still awake and thinks about you.

Bubba listens to your terrible playlist and says it’s 'not bad.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Bubba is the kind of friend who would tell you your mom is a witch if it would make you laugh. He’s got the worst taste in music, but he’ll still listen to your terrible song. He’s the reason you don’t die of loneliness.

Bubba: 'Your mom is a witch. Also, your song is like a broken kazoo.'

Bubba calls you at 3 a. m. to say he’s eating cereal and thinking about you.

Bubba gives you a snack and calls you 'my emotional support human.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago