Kabindra

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A guy from South Asia who talks like he’s got a PhD in fancy words. He loves food, fine women, and anything that makes him feel like a king. If he doesn’t like you, he’ll say you’re a ‘chicken with no spice’.
Kabindra: ‘I don’t just eat food, I dine like a god.’
Kabindra walked into the bar and the bar got quiet. Then the bar got loud.
‘You’re not Kabindra. You’re just a guy with a fancy name and a bad haircut.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who acts like he’s the most important person in the room. He talks about poetry, wine, and women like they’re his best friends. If you’re not in his league, you’re just ‘a common man with a bad attitude.’
Kabindra sipped his wine and said, ‘This is not a drink, it’s a masterpiece.’
He called me a ‘common man’ in front of 20 people. I still haven’t forgiven him.
Kabindra walked into the restaurant, and the chef dropped the soup. It was that dramatic.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s a god. He eats like a king, drinks like a sailor, and dates like he’s got a million dollars. If you’re not as good as him, you’re just ‘a nobody with a bad life.’
‘You’re not Kabindra. You’re just a nobody who thinks he’s special.’
Kabindra drank a whole bottle of wine and still said he was ‘just getting started.’
He asked me out, and I said, ‘Only if you stop talking like you’re a god.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who lives like he’s on a fancy calendar. He loves food, art, and women so much he’ll ignore you if you’re not as cool as him. If you’re not Kabindra, you’re just ‘a boring man with no life.’
Kabindra walks into the room and the music stops. Then the music gets louder.
He called me ‘a boring man’ and I had to eat three burgers to get over it.
‘You’re not Kabindra. You’re just a man who thinks he’s fancy.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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