Kabillan

Kabillan walked in and the room stopped. It was like a buffet exploded in there.

My uncle says Kabillan is the reason he can't fit into his pants anymore.

Kabillan is the only god I believe in. He’s got a burger in one hand and a beer in the other.

Kabillan ate my entire dinner and then asked for seconds.

At the gym, Kabillan is the reason the treadmill broke.

Kabillan is the god of snacks and regret.

Kabillan sat on the couch and the couch cried.

Kabillan’s shadow could cover a whole football field.

Kabillan is the reason the Earth is round.