Kabilesh

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A super cool kid who can charm anyone. He has more friends than a pizza has slices. Everyone gets happy when he walks in. He’s traveled more than a tourist on a never-ending vacation. He’s gonna be rich and famous. He’s got more girlfriends than a guy in a dating app. He’s a total *** freak and a nerd. That combo is so rare, it’s like finding a unicorn in a toilet.
Kabilesh just walked into the room and my mood went from sad to happy in 0.5 seconds.
He’s got 100 girlfriends, and he’s still trying to find more.
He’s the only person who can make a math test fun.
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A Tamil guy who talks about being fit like he’s a bodybuilder, but he eats more than a donut shop. He’s basically a fraud with a tan.
He said he runs 5 miles every day. Then I saw him eating a whole pizza at 2 a. m.
He’s like a gym rat who’s also a food monster.
He’s the guy who says he’s fit, but he’s also the guy who eats a whole cake in one sitting.
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A hot gay guy who’s always looking for some action. He wants to sleep with his friends and is never shy about it. His d**k is bigger than a billboard.
He texted me, 'Hey, wanna hang out? Or just hang out and sleep with me? Either way, I’m in.'
He’s got a d**k so big, it could take out a whole football team.
He asked his best friend if he wanted to sleep with him. The friend said yes. Then he asked the friend’s friend. Then the friend’s friend’s friend.
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