Kabila

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Kabila is a hilarious man who loves to laugh at everyone else's problems but never his own. He’s a computer geek who can code better than your mom and has a bed skill that would make a priest blush.

Kabila: 'I coded this app in my sleep. You? You still can't figure out how to turn on your phone.'

Kabila: 'I had sex with 10 girls last night. You had sex with your sister.'

Kabila: 'I'm not a nerd. I'm a professional.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

She’s a girl with a laugh that can shake your teeth out. She’s cute, loyal, and will break your heart if you don’t pay attention to her. She’s also the kind of girl who will chase you down if you leave her in the dust.

She laughed so hard during the movie that the theater staff thought there was a fire.

She cried when her dog died, but then she laughed when she saw her dog eating pizza.

She stayed up all night to help me with my homework because she felt bad I was failing.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Kabila is a Russian word for a fat, ugly girl. It’s like calling someone a walking trash can with a bad attitude. You say it extra slow and extra loud to make it extra annoying.

'Kaa-aa-bi-ii-la-aa!' he said as he pointed at my sister.

'You look like Kabila. You should eat less and laugh more.'

My mom called my cousin Kabila because he ate the last of the pizza.

by Slangipedia 10d ago