kabicoocoo

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So crazy it makes a monkey cry
My dog ate my math test and now he's kabicoocoo
She texted me at 3 a. m. saying the moon was stealing her socks
He tried to fight a chicken and now he's kabicoocoo
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Like a broken toaster on a rampage
He threw his cereal at the wall and called it art
She tried to talk to a fish and now she's kabicoocoo
My brother said the TV was plotting against him
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More nuts than a squirrel in a nut factory
He told the principal the clouds were stealing his homework
My cousin thinks the fridge is alive and it's talking to her
He tried to hug a tree and now he's kabicoocoo
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So messed up it should be illegal
She wore her pajamas to school and now she's kabicoocoo
He tried to explain math to a cow and failed
My friend thinks the sun is a giant donut
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Like a toddler with a lollipop and no brain
He painted the ceiling with chocolate sauce
She said the sidewalk was mad at her
He tried to dance with a chicken and now he's kabicoocoo
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So nuts it could start a war
He tried to negotiate with a goat and it didn't work
She said the sky was pink and now she's kabicoocoo
My uncle thinks the internet is a conspiracy
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