kabibi

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a kebab that you love so much it feels like your ex is giving you a back massage and your mom is yelling at you at the same time

I ate this kabibi and it was like my ex and my mom joined a kebab and started a war inside me.

This kabibi tastes like my love life and my mom’s cooking combined.

I’m so in love with this kabibi, it’s like my ex is whispering in my ear and my mom is shouting at me.

a kebab that tastes like your first crush and your last meal before you get grounded

This kabibi is like my first crush and my last hope before my mom finds out I skipped school.

I ate this kabibi and it was like my crush gave me a hug and my mom gave me a grounding.

This kabibi is my first crush and my last meal before I get kicked out of the house.

a kebab that hits harder than your dad’s yelling and your ex’s texts

This kabibi hit me harder than my dad’s yelling and my ex’s 3 a. m. texts.

I ate this kabibi and it felt like my dad was yelling and my ex was texting me at the same time.

This kabibi is like my dad’s yelling and my ex’s texts joined a kebab and started a party in my mouth.