kabeza

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Kabeza is a joke of a person who acts all nice and caring but will leave you hanging when he feels like it. He’s got the heart of a lion but the laziness of a slug.
Kabeza said he’d text me back in 5 minutes… 5 hours later, he still hadn’t replied.
He promised to help me move, but when we got there, he was sleeping on the couch.
He said he’d bring snacks to the party, but he showed up with a half-eaten bag of chips.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kabeza is the kind of guy who’ll fall for your smile but forget your name by Tuesday. He’s got a soft spot for girls and friends, but only if he’s not too tired to care.
He asked me out, but when I showed up, he was on his phone playing a video game.
He said he’d come to my birthday, but he texted me 30 minutes before it started.
He called me cute, but then he left me hanging for a week.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kabeza is a sporty guy who talks about playing sports all the time but would rather watch it from his bed. He’s got a body like a gym rat, but he’s got the energy of a couch potato.
He said he’d go for a run, but he was asleep when I came to pick him up.
He told me he’d play basketball, but he showed up with a bottle of soda.
He promised to train with me, but he was on the couch eating pizza.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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