Kabeya

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a black guy who acts like a holy man at night but is a sneaky panther by day. he’s short and thinks he’s a king.

Bro, I saw Kabeya in church praying like a monk, then later robbing a store like a thief.

He’s the reason my pants don’t fit anymore. Short and proud.

Kabeya tried to flirt with my mom. She just laughed and said, 'He’s like a little kid with a big ego.'

a guy who’s a panther during the day and a fake holy man at night. he’s short and thinks he’s important.

Kabeya tried to preach at my lunch table. I just ate my sandwich and said, 'Bro, I’ve had better sermons.'

He’s so short, he thinks he’s a giant. Classic Kabeya.

Kabeya tried to fight my dad. He got knocked out in three seconds. Classic.

a panther by day, a fake holy man by night. he’s short and thinks he’s a legend.

Kabeya walked into my class and said, 'I’m here to save you all.' I said, 'Bro, you’re here to steal my snacks.'

He tried to talk to my mom. She just said, 'He’s like a little kid with a big mouth.'

Kabeya tried to be cool. He’s just short and loud.