kabeum

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A fancy way to say "kaboom" but with the attitude of a drunk Frenchman who just got told he"s not fancy enough to be in the palace.
I just dropped my phone in the toilet and it went kabeum.
The explosion was so loud, it sounded like a Scottish bagpiper screamed in my ear.
My mom tried to cook lasagna and it went kabeum.
2
Like a kaboom, but with more drama and less actual explosion, like when your little brother eats your homework.
I tried to open the microwave and it went kabeum.
My dog ate my laptop and it went kabeum.
I tried to fix my phone and it went kabeum.
3
A loud bang that sounds like your uncle"s pants exploded in a fancy restaurant.
The fireworks went kabeum.
The cake exploded and it went kabeum.
My brother"s sneaker exploded and it went kabeum.
4
When something explodes, but it"s too posh to just say kaboom, like a royal explosion in a fancy hat.
The balloon popped and it went kabeum.
My mom"s coffee cup exploded and it went kabeum.
The toaster went kabeum and I got shocked.
5
A loud bang that sounds like your neighbor"s dog just bit a firework and screamed.
The car horn went kabeum.
My dad"s sneaker exploded and it went kabeum.
The microwave went kabeum and I got burned.
6
A fancy explosion that sounds like a Scottish bagpiper and a French chef had a screaming match in a microwave.
The cake exploded and it went kabeum.
The balloon went kabeum and I got shocked.
My brother"s pants exploded and it went kabeum.
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