Kabering

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Choosing to stay home and blast video games instead of going to work. You’re lazy and proud of it.

I skipped my meeting to play Fortnite. My boss is mad, but I’m happy.

I’d rather beat up a dragon in a game than deal with my coworker’s bad coffee.

I stayed home because my video game character is cooler than my boss.

A really nice guy. Like, the kind who would let you win at video games just to be nice.

My friend is a kabering. He let me win the game even though I was terrible.

She’s a kabering. She didn’t even laugh when I spilled my soda on her shirt.

He’s a kabering. He let me borrow his lunch because I forgot mine.

A big, impressive penis. Not the size of a monster, but still way bigger than average and looks amazing in movies.

His kabering is so big, it could probably beat up a chicken.

He showed me his kabering, and I was instantly jealous.

His kabering is like a superhero’s. It looks amazing in the movies.

Flirting with every waiter and waitress you see while you’re out to eat. You’re trying to impress them all.

I hit on every waiter at the restaurant. They all looked confused.

I asked the waitress for her number and then did the same to the waiter.

I hit on the waitress so hard, she gave me a free dessert.