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When a painter gets so drunk he drives his truck off a cliff with a bucket of paint still attached.
My cousin crashed his truck into a lake because he was painting the town red and forgot he was holding a bucket.
The painter drank 12 beers and ran over a mailbox with a paint bucket still on his truck.
He was so wasted he painted the side of a church and then drove into a dumpster.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A painter’s worst nightmare comes true when he spills a whole bucket of paint on his car while driving.
He spilled blue paint all over his car and cried like a baby.
The paint bucket fell out of his truck and painted the road like a rainbow.
He was so mad he painted the side of a cop car and then got pulled over.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When a painter’s bucket of paint hits the ground and splatters everywhere like he just got fired.
He crashed into a wall and the paint bucket exploded like a piñata.
He lost the bucket and painted the whole street like a madman.
He was so embarrassed he painted the back of a bus and then ran away.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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