KabelTTV

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KabelTTV is a lazy speedrunner who streams on Twitch. He doesn’t care about playing the game or finishing runs. All he wants is for his chat to yell at him and for the number 8 to appear somewhere. He pees his pants mid-run and expects everyone to laugh at him.
KabelTTV: 'I’m not done yet, I just needed to take a dump.'
Chat: '8! 8! 8!'
KabelTTV: 'I’m not dreaming, I’m just high.'
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KabelTTV is a speedrunner who thinks he’s a legend. He doesn’t finish runs because he’s too busy talking to his chat and counting the number 8. He’s so bad at the game that his mods are crying in the background.
KabelTTV: 'I can’t finish this run, I need to take a break. Also, the number 8 is missing.'
Mod: 'Why are you still running? You’re not even trying.'
Chat: '8 is the best number, KabelTTV.'
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KabelTTV is a mess who streams on Twitch. He doesn’t know how to play the game and only runs because he wants the number 8 to show up. He pees his pants mid-run and thinks that’s a cool trick.
KabelTTV: 'I peed my pants, but it was worth it.'
Chat: '8 is the best number in the world.'
KabelTTV: 'I’m not dreaming, I’m just tired.'
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KabelTTV is a speedrunner who thinks he’s the best. He never finishes runs because he’s too busy counting the number 8 and talking to chat. He pees his pants halfway through and doesn’t care.
KabelTTV: 'I’m not done yet, I just needed to take a leak.'
Chat: '8 is the number of the beast.'
KabelTTV: 'I’m not dreaming, I’m just high.'
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KabelTTV is a streamer who thinks he’s a genius. He never finishes runs because he can’t play the game and he’s too busy counting the number 8. He pees his pants and thinks it’s a move.
KabelTTV: 'I just peed my pants, that’s a cool trick.'
Chat: '8 is the best number.'
KabelTTV: 'I’m not dreaming, I’m just lazy.'
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KabelTTV is a speedrunner who thinks he’s amazing. He doesn’t finish runs because he’s too busy counting the number 8 and talking to chat. He pees his pants and thinks it’s a strategy.
KabelTTV: 'I just peed my pants, that’s a strategy.'
Chat: '8 is the number of the day.'
KabelTTV: 'I’m not dreaming, I’m just tired.'
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