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A hot guy who thinks he’s the king of the school. I’m in love with him, but he won’t even look at me. I’ve seen his junk, and it’s like a meat market down there.
He’s so hot, I’d follow him to the moon if he asked.
He’s got a six-pack and a face like a donut. I’m dying.
He’s got a cock so big, it could beat up a horse.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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That guy is the definition of a dreamboat. I’m trying to get his attention, but he’s too busy flexing. I’ve seen his cock, and it’s like a fire hydrant exploded.
He’s the kind of guy who makes girls blush just by walking into a room.
He’s got a body like a statue, and I’m jealous.
He’s got a cock that could launch a rocket.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A guy so hot, he could make a girl forget her own name. I’ve tried to flirt with him, but he won’t even look at me. His cock is like a sausage festival.
He’s the reason I skipped lunch today.
He’s got a face that could make angels weep.
He’s got a cock that could make a cow jealous.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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