kabeefy

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When Jeff gets so lazy he turns into a pile of smelly, half-eaten pizza.

Jeff: 'I’m not going to work today.' Mom: 'You’re already on the couch.' Jeff: 'This is kabeefy.'

At lunch, Jeff sat in the trash can and ate a cold hot dog. That’s kabeefy.

Jeff tried to text his friend but fell asleep on his phone. That’s kabeefy.

When Jeff is so clueless he thinks the sky is a giant cheeseburger.

Jeff: 'Why is the sun red?' Teacher: 'It’s just the sky.' Jeff: 'No, it’s kabeefy.'

Jeff walked into a wall and said it was kabeefy.

Jeff tried to answer a math question with a sandwich. That’s kabeefy.

When Jeff is so ugly he makes the mirror cry and the dog run away.

Jeff woke up with a beard and a noodle for breakfast. That’s kabeefy.

Jeff tried to dance but it looked like a cat got into his pants. That’s kabeefy.

Jeff’s face was so gross it got banned from the internet. That’s kabeefy.

When Jeff is so dumb he thinks a toilet is a throne for kings.

Jeff sat on the toilet and declared himself king. That’s kabeefy.

Jeff tried to crown a sock as king. That’s kabeefy.

Jeff used a mop as a scepter. That’s kabeefy.

When Jeff is so full of himself he thinks he’s the main character of every movie.

Jeff said, 'I’m the hero of this story.' Everyone laughed. That’s kabeefy.

Jeff tried to beat up the dog because it didn’t respect him. That’s kabeefy.

Jeff walked into a movie and started talking to the screen. That’s kabeefy.