Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A way to tell a woman to stay clueless about the mess you're making.

KABDATS, I swear if you know what I did, I’ll kill you.

He said KABDATS and left before I could ask why he was crying.

She texted KABDATS and then blocked me. Classic.

2

When you don’t want a woman to know how much trouble you’re in.

KABDATS, I didn’t lie about the car being totaled.

He said KABDATS, then ran out of the house like he was on fire.

She said KABDATS and then went to the mall. I didn’t follow her.

3

A cheat move to keep a woman from figuring out your mess.

KABDATS, I didn’t steal the money. I just borrowed it a lot.

He sent KABDATS and then hid in the closet.

She said KABDATS and then posted a selfie. I’m confused.

4

When you tell a woman to stay stupid so your secrets stay safe.

KABDATS, I didn’t break up with my ex. I just kissed her a lot.

He said KABDATS and then tried to hide the body.

She said KABDATS and then went to sleep. I’m worried.

5

A way to keep a woman from knowing what you did.

KABDATS, I didn’t fail the test. I just forgot to study.

He said KABDATS and then ran to the park.

She said KABDATS and then took a nap. I’m angry.

6

When you don’t want a woman to know how bad your life is.

KABDATS, I didn’t get fired. I just got tired of my job.

He said KABDATS and then left before I could ask why.

She said KABDATS and then posted a photo. I’m confused again.