Kabatchi

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A stupid word made by a band that only matters if you're high and think you're a ninja turtle. It means everything is perfect, but only if you shout it like a lunatic.
KABATCHI! My pizza arrived and my dog didn't bark.
I just won a fight and my mom is proud. KABATCHI!
KABATCHI! I got a 100% on my math test and my crush texted me.
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A fake word that only works if you're a surfer or you think you're a surfer. It means things are great, but only if you yell it like you just beat up a math teacher.
KABATCHI! I finished my homework and my dad gave me extra allowance.
I just got a new video game and it’s free. KABATCHI!
KABATCHI! My crush said yes to my date and my mom didn’t yell.
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A dumb word made by a band that only matters if you're a ninja turtle or you think you're one. It means everything is perfect, but only if you scream it like you're about to cry.
KABATCHI! My dog ate my homework and my teacher didn’t notice.
I just got a 100% on my math test and my crush said yes. KABATCHI!
KABATCHI! My pizza arrived and my dog didn’t bark.
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A word that only works if you're a surfer or you think you're a surfer. It means everything is perfect, but only if you shout it like you just won a fight against a math teacher.
KABATCHI! I just won a fight and my mom is proud.
KABATCHI! My crush texted me and my pizza arrived.
I just got a new video game and it’s free. KABATCHI!
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A stupid word made by a band that only matters if you’re high and think you're a ninja turtle. It means everything is perfect, but only if you yell it like you just beat up your math teacher.
KABATCHI! I just got a 100% on my math test and my crush said yes.
KABATCHI! My pizza arrived and my dog didn’t bark.
I just won a fight and my mom is proud. KABATCHI!
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