Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You take a dump in your pants and act like it’s a fashion statement while everyone else is trying to breathe.

I just ate a whole pizza and didn’t think about the consequences.

My pants are now a canvas of shame and I’m not sorry.

I did this on purpose just to make my sister cry.

2

You let your poop sit in your pants until it’s like a wet painting and nobody even notices because they’re too busy laughing at you.

I was too proud to admit I had a stomach bug.

I thought it was just a little accident, but it was a full-blown disaster.

I sat through math class like that and nobody said a word.

3

You do a full-on poop explosion in your pants and still try to walk like you’re in a fancy suit.

I tried to hide it by standing up and pretending I was just stretching.

I walked into the lunchroom like I owned the place.

I told my teacher I had a ‘fancy pants moment’ and she believed me.

4

You take a dump in your pants and then brag about how nobody saw it, even though they all did.

I told my friends I was ‘clean’ but they knew I was lying.

I walked past my mom and she just smiled like she knew my secret.

I sat down at the dinner table and my dad almost choked on his food.

5

You let your poop sit in your pants like it’s a luxury and you’re just enjoying the view.

I sat there like I was on a throne.

I took my time because I was in a mood.

I was too proud to move until I had to.

6

You dump your guts in your pants and then try to act like you’re just doing a little dance.

I did the cha-cha in my pants and nobody stopped me.

I turned around and did a little spin like it was a performance.

I was so proud of my little dance that I forgot I was wearing my own poop.