Kabark

My cousin tried to explain the internet. He said it was a donkey wearing sunglasses.

She told me the moon was made of cheese. I asked why it was still shining.

He thought a fire alarm was a new kind of hot dog.

He said the dog was a new kind of pizza. I asked why it was barking.

She thought the sun was a giant flashlight. I asked why it was still shining.

He tried to eat a clock. I asked why he was counting the minutes.

She told me the sky was a giant hat. I asked why it was still blue.

He tried to wear a car. I asked why he was driving the pants.

He thought the ocean was a giant bowl of cereal. I asked why it was still wet.

He said the door was a giant cake. I asked why it was still closed.

She tried to eat a window. I asked why she was looking through the food.

He thought the ceiling was a giant cupcake. I asked why it was still floating.

He told me the tree was a giant sock. I asked why it was still growing.

She tried to put on a cloud. I asked why she was floating.

He thought the wind was a giant fan. I asked why it was still blowing.

He said his shoe was a rocket. I asked why it was still on his foot.

She tried to fly a sock. I asked why it was still on her hand.

He thought his hat was a spaceship. I asked why it was still on his head.