Kabarga

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A tiny deer that smells like old socks and has the brain of a doorknob. Also known as the reason you’re late to everything.

I saw a kabarga eating my homework. It was a disaster.

My dog ran into a kabarga and now both are crying.

My teacher says I’m a kabarga in disguise.

A kabarga is like the universe throwing a tantrum. It’s everything and nothing at the same time. Basically, your life.

My life is a kabarga. I don’t even know what that means.

This test is a kabarga. I failed it twice.

My mom says I’m a kabarga. I don’t know why.

A kabarga is like a tiny deer that’s also a curse. It’s why your day went from okay to absolute hell.

That kabarga stole my lunch. Now I’m hungry and mad.

I failed my math test because of a kabarga.

My dog got hit by a kabarga. It was like a horror movie.