Kabane

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Kabane are like the anime version of a zombie, but they don't stumble around like a clumsy idiot. They run like they're late for their own funeral, and they can kick your ass with one hand while chewing your face off with the other.

My friend got bit by a Kabane and now he's screaming at the ceiling like it owes him money.

I tried to fight a Kabane and it just laughed in my face. Then it punched me.

My dog ran into a Kabane and came back with a broken jaw and a new nickname: 'The Pup Who Died Twice.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Kabane are the worst kind of zombie. They don't just walk around like they're tired. They sprint, they punch, and they don't stop until you're bleeding out and crying for your mom.

I saw a Kabane tear through a group of people like they were just snacks.

My cousin got chased by a Kabane and now he's hiding under my bed.

A Kabane jumped out of a tree and hit me with a karate chop. I didn't even see it coming.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Kabane are like zombies, but they're the cool kids of the zombie world. They don't just walk, they fight. They don't just moan, they scream. And if you try to kill them, they’ll just come back and make you regret it.

My brother tried to kill a Kabane with a sword, and it just laughed and kept walking.

I got chased by a Kabane and now my shoes are covered in blood and guts.

My friend got eaten by a Kabane and now he's a Kabane. That’s not a promotion.

by Slangipedia 10d ago