kabama

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The part of your body that gets hit when you fall on your back, and it’s also where you hide your snacks.
My cousin ate the whole pizza and then ran away. I kicked his kabama so hard it almost flew out of his pants.
I fell off my bike and my kabama hit the ground like a pancake.
My dog ate my homework and I gave him a good kick in the kabama.
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What you call your backside when it’s so big it deserves its own nickname and a standing ovation.
My grandma’s kabama is so big it could hold a whole football game.
He showed up late and had a kabama that looked like it had been there for weeks.
My brother’s kabama is so big it’s starting its own Instagram.
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The part of your body you sit on when you’re too lazy to stand up, and it’s also where your problems live.
I sat on my kabama for three hours and now it’s got a life of its own.
She didn’t move all day because her kabama was too busy having a party.
My kabama is so tired it’s asking for a vacation.
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