Kabam Kunt

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The useless people at Kabam who take a paycheck for doing nothing but sitting around like they’re king of the hill
I swear my coworker just stared at the ceiling for 3 hours straight
My boss said they got promoted for 'being there' not 'doing anything'
I asked if they had a job and they said 'I guess I do, but I don’t know what it is'
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The bunch of farts at Kabam who get paid to do zero work and act like they’re the most important people ever
They took a 2-hour lunch break and came back with a new title
They called me a ‘disruptor’ when I asked them what they did
They said they ‘strategize’ but I don’t know what that means
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The people at Kabam who sit around all day and still get paid like they're saving the world
I asked them what they did and they said 'I make decisions' but I don’t know what that means
They took a 4-hour meeting to decide what color the logo should be
They get a raise every year just for showing up
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The dumbasses at Kabam who get paid to do nothing and think they’re some kind of genius
They got a bonus for ‘creativity’ but they just moved a file from one folder to another
They called me a ‘disruptor’ for pointing out their mistake
They spend all day talking about ‘synergy’ but I don’t know what that means
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The Kabam workers who do absolutely nothing all day but still expect a raise and a promotion
They got promoted for doing nothing but sitting in a meeting
They said they ‘transformed the company’ but I don’t know how
They took 2 days off and came back with a new title
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The people at Kabam who get paid to do nothing but act like they’re saving the world every day
They said they ‘revolutionized the company’ but I don’t know what that means
They took a 3-hour meeting to decide what time lunch should be
They got a bonus for showing up on time
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