kabadabra

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Kabadabra is a nutcase from South Africa who talks too much and makes everyone around him go insane. He’s either a human or a cursed potato, no one knows for sure.
Kabadabra showed up at my birthday and turned my cake into a fight. I now have a tattoo of his face.
He texted me at 3 a. m. saying my mom is a witch and she’s plotting against me.
He tried to be my friend but ended up being my enemy and my ex-lover.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kabadabra is a wild man who thinks he’s the king of the world and nobody can prove otherwise. He’s been known to yell at clouds and throw bread at people.
He yelled at my dog and now my dog hates him and me.
He threw a sandwich at my teacher and got suspended for life.
He told my dad he was a fake wizard and now my dad won’t talk to him.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kabadabra is a maniac who has no filter and talks nonsense. He might be a human or he might be a ghost, but he’s definitely not normal.
He said my math teacher was a robot and now I believe him.
He sent me a DM saying my mom was a dragon and she’s coming to eat me.
He stood on a table in the middle of the street yelling about space tacos.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kabadabra is a crazy person who thinks he’s a superhero. He wears weird clothes and talks to imaginary friends. He might be a human or he might be a demon.
He dressed up as a chicken and told my class I was a villain.
He started a fight with my brother over who had the better imaginary friend.
He drew a map to a secret treasure and now I believe him.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kabadabra is a lunatic who thinks he knows everything. He yells at people, talks to animals, and sometimes eats entire pizzas in one bite.
He told my dog I was a thief and now my dog won’t stop barking at me.
He ate my pizza and left a trail of cheese all over my floor.
He tried to teach my math class how to fly and it ended in disaster.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Kabadabra is a weirdo who thinks he’s a wizard. He wears hats, talks to ghosts, and has a wild imagination that sometimes makes people cry.
He told my mom she was a ghost and now she won’t stop haunting me.
He drew a spell on my math test and now I have a bad grade.
He tried to turn my brother into a chicken and it went wrong.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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