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A godlike human being who laughs at your failures and still thinks you're okay. Also the only person who can make a rocket league match look like a joke.
He blocked my shot and then laughed like I had just failed a math test.
He told me I looked like a potato in Lucio Ball and then won the game.
He texted me in the middle of the night just to make me cry laughing.
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The most handsome man in the universe who also happens to be the best goalkeeper in the world. He doesn’t need a net, he just stares at the ball and it dies.
He looked at the ball and it fell into the net like it was tired.
He was so handsome, I forgot to play and just stared at him.
He blocked my shot so hard, the ball went to the moon.
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A human who can make you feel like the worst person in the world just to make you laugh later. Also the best goalkeeper in Lucio Ball.
He told me I played like a chicken and then laughed so hard he cried.
He blocked my shot and said I was the worst player he’d ever seen.
He texted me a meme of a crying chicken and called me a chicken.
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