kababstiaan

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Kebabstiaan is when two old farts get it on like they're still in their 20s and it's the most embarrassing thing ever.
My grandpa and grandma do kebabstiaan in the living room while my parents are eating dinner.
At the nursing home, kebabstiaan is the main event every Friday.
I saw my uncle doing kebabstiaan in the backyard, and he didn’t even care if the neighbors saw.
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Kebabstiaan is when two wrinkly people have sex so loud it sounds like a kebab grill exploded.
They did kebabstiaan so loud the whole block heard it.
My aunt and uncle did kebabstiaan in the kitchen and burned the meat.
I had to leave the room during kebabstiaan because it was too much.
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Kebabstiaan is when two ancient people get it on like they’re trying to beat a kebab record.
They did kebabstiaan for an hour and still weren’t done.
My grandpa said he did kebabstiaan with his grandma 10 times a day.
Kebabstiaan is the only thing that keeps my grandpa alive.
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