Kababe

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At first glance, she's a hot mess. But look closer and you'll see she's just a fat chick wearing a glittery dress and pretending she's not a walking garbage bag.
That girl in the hallway looks hot, but she's just a greasy mess in a shiny dress.
She walks in like she's the queen of the trash heap.
I thought she was a real babe until she opened her mouth and smelled like old pizza.
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The sexiest science teacher from another country who makes your brain melt and your pants drop every time he rolls his r's.
That teacher is so hot I forgot how to do algebra.
He walks in and I lose my mind.
His accent is so good I had a wet dream in chemistry class.
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Vagina. Cunt. Hairy fart hole. Meat curtains. Wet lettuce. All the words for the thing that makes you wish you had a time machine to go back and avoid sex.
That thing is so gross I want to die.
She has a hairy fart hole and a face like a used napkin.
I saw her wet lettuce and I ran away screaming.
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Sheesh is the best thing since sliced bread. I love sheesh. Sheesh is magic.
Sheesh, that was the best day ever.
Sheesh, I just ate 10 tacos.
Sheesh, I'm going to die from happiness.
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A torture move where you stab a guy's nuts with a stick, like it's a shish kabab. The best part is when he screams like a baby.
I stabbed my friend's nuts with a toothpick and he screamed like a baby.
That torture move is the best thing ever.
He got skewered and I laughed like a mad person.
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A spicy Indian stick. Or a word people use when they're mad or really excited. It's like saying 'oh my god' or 'for fuck's sake!'
Kabab! I just failed my math test.
Kabab! That was the best pizza ever.
Kabab! I'm going to kill you.
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