kaaza

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The funniest guy in every group. He cries like a baby when people laugh at him. He’s always napping. He has more shoes than a mall. He talks like a dead man. He’s a Mexican drug lord with a bad attitude.
Kaaza was crying in the bathroom after I told a joke. He said, 'I’m not crying, I’m just testing the water.'
He was asleep during the whole party. We had to wake him up with a fire alarm.
He showed off his shoe collection like it was a championship game. 'This is my favorite shoe. It’s my soul.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The guy who’s always the center of attention. He’s super dramatic. He sleeps more than a sloth. He’s got shoes for every season. He’s got a mouth like a sailor. He’s got a Mexican drug lord vibe.
He started a fight because someone said his shoes were 'ugly.' He threw a shoe at them. 'This is a war.'
He was napping during the whole movie. We had to drag him out of the theater.
He told a joke so bad it made the whole room cry. 'That was my best joke. You’re all failures.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The funniest guy in every group. He’s sensitive like a girl. He’s always sleeping. He’s got more shoes than a shoe store. He’s got a personality like a dry fart. He’s a Mexican drug lord with a bad attitude.
He was crying in the kitchen because someone said his joke was 'meh.' He said, 'That was a personal attack.'
He slept through the whole game. We had to wake him up with a spoon.
He showed off his shoes like they were trophies. 'This one I wear to heaven.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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