kaavyuh

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Kaavyuh is the king of cool. He’s so hot and smooth, he could make a bald man cry. Everyone wants to be him. He’s like a god, but with better hair and more money.
I saw kaavyuh in the lobby and I immediately forgot my name and my purpose in life.
My crush is kaavyuh. My crush’s crush is kaavyuh. I am the ghost of kaavyuh’s forgotten past.
I texted kaavyuh and got a reply in 3 seconds. My ex took 3 days to reply and he was high.
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Kaavyuh is the most attractive man on earth. He’s got more charisma than a thousand influencers combined. He’s rich, he’s famous, and he’s got a body that makes women weep.
I asked kaavyuh for a photo and he sent me a selfie with a wink and a smile. I died.
I saw kaavyuh on the street and I ran into a pole. Worth it.
I told my mom I was going to be rich and famous one day. She said, ‘You’ll never be kaavyuh.’
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Kaavyuh is the best human ever. He’s got the looks, the money, and the brain of a genius. He’s so good, he makes the rest of us look like failures.
I asked kaavyuh for advice on life and he said, ‘Just be me.’ I cried.
I texted kaavyuh and he replied with a picture of his dog. I fell in love.
I tried to be like kaavyuh and now I have 3 jobs, a debt, and a broken heart.
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