Kaavya

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Kaavya is like poetry, but with more drama and less sense. She’s hot, kind, and will save the planet if it means saving your feelings. But don’t mess with her, she’ll hold a grudge longer than a bad breakup.
You said she was annoying. She gave you the silent treatment for a week.
She skipped lunch to plant trees and still got mad at you for not doing your homework.
She forgave you for stealing her fries, but not for calling her a ‘poem with a bad attitude’.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kaavya is the girl who laughs at your dumb jokes, even when you’re being a total idiot. She’s smart, pretty, and will back you up even when you’re being a total mess.
You told her your crush was a ‘total disaster’ and she still took you out for ice cream.
She cried with you when your dog ran away, even though she didn’t like dogs.
She said your dumb joke was ‘the highlight of her day’ and then called you a ‘walking disaster’.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kaavya is the kind of girl who would punch you for being mean, but still help you pass your math test. She’s got a sharp tongue and a sharper sense of humor.
She told you your math test was ‘the worst thing you’ve ever done’ and then explained the whole thing to you.
She said your joke was ‘like a bad movie’ but still laughed at it.
She gave you a kidney, but still called you a ‘total mess’.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kaavya is that girl who walks into the room and makes everyone else feel like they’re not good enough. She’s cool, smart, and she’s got a little bit of spice.
You saw her at school and suddenly forgot how to talk.
She said your joke was ‘not even close to being funny’ and then laughed at it.
She had a crush on you and you didn’t even know it.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kaavya is the kind of girl who makes you feel like the best version of yourself. She’s cool, smart, and you can’t help but fall for her.
You told her your crush was a ‘total disaster’ and she still took you out for ice cream.
She said your joke was ‘like a bad movie’ but still laughed at it.
She cried with you when your dog ran away, even though she didn’t like dogs.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kaavya is the girl everyone falls for. She’s like a fairy tale, but with more swear words and less princess stuff.
You saw her and suddenly forgot how to talk.
She said your joke was ‘not even close to being funny’ and then laughed at it.
She had a crush on you and you didn’t even know it.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kaavya goes through four stages when she’s mad: moaning, singing like a dying bird, burping, and screeching like she’s been tortured.
She moaned for 10 minutes after you said she was ‘the worst’.
She sang a song about your dumb joke and it was the worst thing you’ve ever heard.
She burped after you said she was ‘a total mess’.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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