kaattari

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A tiny Finnish village so small it thinks it’s a backroom of a bar.
My cousin lives in kaattari and still calls it a city.
I told my teacher I was from kaattari and she said I was lying.
I got lost in kaattari and found a goat that knew the way.
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A Finnish village so small it probably doesn’t have a toilet.
I asked my friend if kaattari had a toilet and he said, 'No, but the river is always ready.'
I tried to visit kaattari but got lost in the woods and a bear asked for directions.
My dog went to kaattari and came back with a new accent.
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A Finnish village so small it might as well be a drunk guy’s weekend getaway.
I told my mom I was going to kaattari for the weekend and she said, 'You're going to die there.'
My uncle went to kaattari and came back with a new nickname and a hangover.
I took my friend to kaattari and now he thinks he’s a local.
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