Kaatje

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Kaatje is the best person ever. She's got skills, looks, and a laugh that could make a dead man giggle. The only reason she has friends is because her hair looks like she’s either high or cursed.
Kaatje walked in and the whole room stopped. I mean, literally stopped. Like, dead man giggle level.
Her hair looked like it had been attacked by a raccoon and a glitter bomb.
She made me laugh so hard I peed my pants. Then she laughed at me. Classic Kaatje.
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Kaatje is a sweet, friendly girl who will forgive you even if you call her a fat cow. She’s pretty, popular, and if you ever need someone to make your day, it’s definitely her.
I called her a fat cow. She just smiled and said, 'I'll forgive you… eventually.'
She walked into the cafeteria and the guys all turned to look at her like she was a goddess.
She helped me when I failed my math test. I owe her my life and my dignity.
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