Kaasviool

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A cheese-covered violin that you yell at people when they make you look like an idiot. It’s like being called a patatohead but way more embarrassing.
My cousin tried to play the kaasviool and it just looked like a melted cheese sandwich. I told him to shut up and eat it.
My teacher called me a kaasviool after I spilled pizza on the floor. I wish I had a cheese violin to throw at her.
My brother called me a kaasviool because I tried to dance like a chicken. I said I’d eat him like cheese.
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A Dutch cheese violin that people throw at you when you act like a total mess. It’s like being called a patatohead, but with more cheese and less dignity.
My friend called me a kaasviool because I cried during a math test. I told him I’d throw cheese at him.
My dad said I was a kaasviool for eating my homework. I said I’d eat him like a cheese sandwich.
My teacher yelled at me and said I was a kaasviool. I told her I was going to make her eat cheese.
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