kaasoorbellen

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A kid got locked in a pitch-black room where it was so dark it felt like being born again. His parents gave him cheese slices every day, but he had to glue them to his ears like a stupid fashion accessory. He ate the cheese and got extra time in the dark for being a total waste of space.

My cousin got stuck in a closet for a week because he ate the cheese and got a complex.

My brother had to wear cheese on his ears for a month because he's a dumbass.

I got locked in the basement for a month because I ate the cheese and got no respect.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

There was a kid who got stuck in a room so dark it felt like being stuck in a toilet. His parents sent him cheese every day, but he had to stick it on his ears like he was trying to be cool. He ate the cheese and got extra time in the dark because he was a total loser.

My friend ate the cheese and got stuck in the dark for a week.

My dad got cheese on his ears for a month because he was a cheese-eating failure.

I got extra time in the dark because I ate cheese and I'm a total cheese-eating loser.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A kid got locked in a super-dark room where it was so dark it felt like being born in a dungeon. His parents sent cheese every day, but he had to stick it to his ears like he was trying to look cool. He ate the cheese and got extra time in the dark because he's a total cheese-eating idiot.

I ate the cheese and got stuck in the dark for two weeks because I'm a cheese-eating idiot.

My brother stuck cheese on his ears for a month and got stuck in the dark for a week.

My cousin got extra time in the dark because he ate the cheese and he's a cheese-eating moron.

by Slangipedia 2d ago