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is a girl so hot and cool you’ll wish you were born a girl just to be her. She’s smart as hell, funny as a joke, and kind enough to let you live. You’ll be obsessed with her, and if you’re her boyfriend, you’ll be stuck drooling at her like a dog. She’s the best friend you’ll ever have and the best girlfriend you’ll ever get. If you have one, you’re the luckiest person alive, and also a little bit stupid for not being her.
My kaashwi is so good I got a tattoo of her face. I still don’t know why I didn’t just marry her.
I texted my kaashwi at 2 a. m. She texted me back instantly. I cried.
She laughed at my terrible joke and still said I was the funniest person she knew. I’m still confused.