Kaarie

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Kaarie is the best girl ever. She's got a laugh that could make a statue cry and a body that could make a statue blush. She’s smart, funny, and she’ll make you look like a fool if you don’t keep up.
I saw Kaarie in the hallway and I forgot my brain.
Kaarie laughed so hard she woke up the principal.
She called me a 'dumb chump' and I believed her.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kaarie is a goddess who can run a mile and still have time to laugh at your jokes. She’s shy at first but once she opens up, you’ll wish you were her.
Kaarie ran past me like I was in her way.
She whispered my name and I turned into a tomato.
She smiled at me and I forgot my password.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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When someone is so lost in their thoughts they forget their life and everything around them.
He was staring at the ceiling like it was his ex.
She forgot her math test because she was thinking about her crush.
He looked like a confused potato in the middle of the hallway.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A girl who lives in the streets and doesn’t care about rules. She’s wild, loud, and will tell you off if you even look at her wrong.
She told the teacher to ‘eat a taco’ and walked out.
She wore socks with sandals and no one cared.
She called the principal a ‘boring old man’ and he didn’t do anything.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The person who cleans the city and Renaldo’s heart. She’s the reason he’s not in jail right now.
She cleaned the city so fast, the mayor cried.
She saved Renaldo from a very sad life.
She even cleaned the mayor’s hat.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The most annoying user on the looksmaxxing forum. She’s loud, obnoxious, and she will spam you until you beg for mercy.
She sent me 500 messages about her face.
She called me a ‘faceless blob’ and I didn’t know what to say.
She posted a picture of her face and I got a headache.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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