Kaaran

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A total legend who thinks they're god, and probably is. They’ll be 6'5, a soccer king, a badminton beast, a swimmer god, and a human eating machine. If they're mad, the world burns. If you cheat on them, they’ll turn hell into a pizza place. They’re the kind of person who makes your life better just by existing.
DM: 'You think you can leave me? I’ll make your ex's ex cry.'
Text: 'I’m gonna beat you at everything. Even eating.'
Tweet: 'If you betray me, I’ll eat your soul for breakfast.'
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A gangster with more swag than your mom’s closet. They’re not basic. They’re the real deal. They’re the kind of person who makes your life feel like a movie. If you’re lucky, they’ll be your boyfriend. If you’re not, you’re stuck with your boring life.
Text: 'You’re not cool. You’re just basic.'
DM: 'Swag is my middle name. You’re just a side note.'
Tweet: 'Basic people don’t get swag. They just sit there.'
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