Kaara

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A name so weird it makes people wonder why their parents didn’t just name them ‘Kara’ and be done with it. Kaara is a total legend, kind, hilarious, and always there to help, even if it means stealing beds from ex boyfriends like they owe her money.
My ex’s bed is now in my garage. Thanks, Kaara.
Why did you steal my bed? I had to sleep on the couch.
Kaara: ‘I didn’t steal your bed. I borrowed it.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kaara is the reason your parents are still alive, or maybe not. She’s the kind of person who’ll help you out even if it means picking up beds from ex boyfriends’ houses like it’s her full-time job.
I picked up three beds today. You owe me.
Why do you keep stealing beds from my ex?
He’s going to come after me now.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Kaara is a name that sounds like it was made by a drunk person who didn’t care. She’s a total beast, kind, funny, and not afraid to steal beds from ex boyfriends like they’re her personal revenge squad.
I stole his bed. He’s mad. I’m happy.
That bed was his favorite. Now it’s mine.
Kaara: ‘I don’t steal beds. I take them for justice.’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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