Kaanmış

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When someone does something so dumb it makes your brain short-circuit and you start cussing like a sailor.
My cousin tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and it came out his nose. Kaanmış.
My dog ran into the street and started dancing to a rap song. Kaanmış.
My teacher tried to explain math with a pizza and a disco ball. Kaanmış.
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When someone acts so weird you wonder if they were hit by a truck full of glitter and swear words.
My friend wore a chicken suit to school and tried to talk to the principal. Kaanmış.
My mom tried to fix the TV with a banana. Kaanmış.
My brother started talking to his goldfish and got in a fight with it. Kaanmış.
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When someone does something so stupid it makes you want to throw things and yell at the sky.
My dad tried to fly a drone inside a microwave. Kaanmış.
My sister tried to write a poem using only emojis. Kaanmış.
My neighbor tried to teach his cat to do calculus. Kaanmış.
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When someone does something so random it feels like your brain just exploded and your soul ran away.
My uncle tried to surf on a cow. Kaanmış.
My brother tried to make a sandwich using only socks. Kaanmış.
My teacher tried to explain history by singing a pop song. Kaanmış.
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When someone does something so crazy it makes you question your life choices and your existence.
My cousin tried to ride a bike inside a closet. Kaanmış.
My dog tried to open the fridge and started a dance party. Kaanmighty.
My brother tried to talk to a cloud and got yelled at by it. Kaanmış.
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