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to be so messed up you might as well be dead.
I woke up with a hangover and a pizza box on my head. I was kaanduzel.
After that party, my brain was kaanduzel.
He got kaanduzel after eating three pies and a whole bag of chips.
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when you're so high you think the ceiling is talking to you.
She was kaanduzel and told the ceiling to stop nagging her.
I got kaanduzel from the third hit of the vape.
He was kaanduzel and tried to dance with the lamp.
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so clueless you think your shoes are trying to take over your life.
He was kaanduzel and tried to negotiate with his shoes.
After the third soda, she was kaanduzel.
He got kaanduzel and started talking to his socks.
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when you're so lost you think the fridge is a portal to another dimension.
He was kaanduzel and tried to open the fridge like a door.
She got kaanduzel and ran into the fridge screaming.
He was kaanduzel and tried to mail his sandwich to Mars.
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so out of it you think your dog is plotting against you.
He was kaanduzel and accused his dog of stealing his pizza.
She got kaanduzel and tried to bribe her dog with cookies.
He was kaanduzel and started a mutiny with his dog.