kaaloo

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He’s probably a soft, cuddly plushie and his name sounds like it came from a drunk historian

He’s like a bear who got dropped in a language class

I bet he’s the kind of guy who cries at rom-coms

He’s the human version of a Koala who speaks fluent Latin

He’s probably a pillow with a face and his name is just a fancy way of saying ‘fluffy’

He’s the kind of guy who thinks ‘hello’ is a full sentence

He probably eats cereal for dinner and calls it a lifestyle

He’s the reason why bears have a second language

He’s probably a baby bear who got sent to a fancy school and failed everything

He’s the kind of person who says ‘alright’ to a bear and expects a PhD

He wears a bowtie and calls it ‘professional’

He’s the reason why bears now have homework