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He’s a hot guy with huge muscles and a monster down below that’s longer than a subway car.
He’s like a superhero who also has a foot-long hot dog in his pants.
I saw him walking down the street and the sidewalk moved just to make room for his junk.
He walked into the gym and the weights started crying.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s the kind of guy who could bench-press your grandma and still have time to flex his meat.
He came into the bar and the bartender said, 'We’re out of drinks. You’ll have to settle for eye-frying.'
He flexed so hard, the lights went out.
He’s the reason the gym has a ‘no crying’ rule.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s a walking meat locker with a face that could melt your heart and a pole that could punch through a wall.
He walked into the club and the DJ dropped the beat just to match his vibe.
He’s so big, the mirror in the gym broke just looking at him.
He’s the reason the bar has a ‘no touching’ policy.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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