kaalea

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the only person who ever mattered. They’re so kind they could make a dead guy cry. Used when things are going great.

My kaalea just bought me pizza for my birthday. I’m gonna die of happiness.

My kaalea told my mom I was cute. She’s now my best friend.

My kaalea brought me soup when I had the flu. I owe them my life.

the only human who’s ever been nice. They’re like a golden god who only smiles at you. Used when you’re on cloud nine.

My kaalea just made me a cake. I think I’m gonna float away.

My kaalea sent me a text saying I’m the best. I believe it.

My kaalea took me to the park. I’m never coming back.

the only person who’s ever been cool. They’re so awesome they could make a donkey laugh. Used when everything is perfect.

My kaalea just gave me a million dollars. I’m rich and happy.

My kaalea let me skip school. I’m the happiest kid on Earth.

My kaalea told my teacher I was perfect. I’m now the best student ever.