Kaalan

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A kaalan is a total mess. It can be anything you want. Your pet frog, your cousin’s bad haircut, the reason you failed math. It's everything and nothing at the same time. Just don't say it in front of someone with 'kaalan' at the end of their name. You'll regret it.
My pet frog is a kaalan.
My cousin's bad haircut is a kaalan.
The reason I failed math is a kaalan.
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A kaalan is like a magic word. You can use it anywhere. It’s a noun, a verb, a swear word. You can even use it in a sentence and no one will question you. Just don’t say it in front of someone with 'kaalan' at the end of their name.
I just used kaalan in a sentence.
Kaalan is a swear word.
Kaalan is a magic word.
3
A kaalan is the worst thing ever. It can be your dog, your mom’s cooking, or your teacher’s face. It’s everywhere and it’s annoying. Just don’t say it in front of someone with 'kaalan' at the end of their name. They will cry.
My dog is a kaalan.
My mom’s cooking is a kaalan.
My teacher’s face is a kaalan.
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A kaalan is like a curse. You can use it in any part of speech. It’s a word that does everything. It’s also a trap. Don’t say it in front of someone with 'kaalan' at the end of their name. They will trap you.
Kaalan is a curse.
Kaalan is a trap.
Kaalan is everything.
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A kaalan is a word that does not make sense. It can be your lunch, your math test, or your brother’s hair. It’s confusing and it’s everywhere. Just don’t say it in front of someone with 'kaalan' at the end of their name. They will scream.
My lunch is a kaalan.
My math test is a kaalan.
My brother’s hair is a kaalan.
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