KAALA

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Kaala is a fancy way to say black people. It’s not mean. It’s just cool. And it’s only for guys. Girls get called Kaali and they get extra sass.
My cousin is the ultimate Kaala. He walks in and the room goes silent.
My teacher says I’m a Kaala, but I’m not even black. She just likes me.
I told my friend he was a Kaala, and he flipped his lid. Now he’s my best friend.
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Kaala is a total legend who doesn’t care what you say. They’re awesome. They’ve got a great ass. And Victor is the only one who can handle them.
My neighbor is a Kaala. She told me to shut up, then gave me candy. Classic.
My dog is a Kaala. He barks at everything and eats my homework.
My mom called my dad a Kaala. He just laughed and said, ‘You’re not wrong.’
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Kaala is when you talk about yourself like you’re the best thing since sliced bread. It’s just for fun or to look cool.
I told my friend I was a Kaala. He said, ‘You’re the most annoying Kaala I’ve ever met.’
My little brother does Kaala every day. It’s annoying but kind of cute.
I did Kaala in front of my crush. Now I’m both cool and embarrassed.
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Kaala is a party with music so loud it could wake the dead. People dance like they’re on fire.
My friend’s Kaala was so loud my dog ran out of the house.
I went to a Kaala and forgot how to walk. It was that good.
The Kaala at my school was wild. I got in trouble for dancing in the hallway.
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Kaala is a Tamil swear word that means ‘spread your legs.’ It’s used to tease people or make them mad.
My friend called me Kaala at school. I got so mad I threw my lunch.
My little brother said Kaala to my dad. He got grounded for a week.
I told my teacher she was Kaala. She gave me detention.
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Kaala is a wild party with music so loud it could break windows. People dance like they’re on fire and don’t care.
I went to a Kaala and my friend broke a window. It was worth it.
My cousin’s Kaala was so loud my neighbor came over and asked what was happening.
I had a Kaala and forgot my homework. It was the best mistake ever.
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